My Precious (Metals)

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This week, we’re talking about:

 

My Precious (Metals)

What the heck happened with:

 

(Metals)

 

this week, eh?

Should we panic?

 

Nah, it is just investors taking profits. All the metals had been on big breakouts to new highs, so it is totally normal they pull back a bit. 

 

Just look at these charts of the metals and compare the price with the sell-off to where they were less than a year ago.

But how about digital gold over that time?

Schwoopsy doopsie.

 

Sure hope you didn’t elect a pedophile to the Oval Office because you thought he’d help your crypto wallet!

 

Anyway, let’s get to the real news.

 

Final Thought

 

This just in:

 

World’s Richest Man and Noted Scumbag Liar Has Been Lying Through His Teeth About Epstein

 

Elon said, “How dare anyone besmirch my good name by saying I went to Epstein Island.

I REFUSED,” says good guy Elon.

 

According to the FBI records from 2013, he also said, “Is there a good time to visit?”

According to the FBI records from 2012, he also said, “Do you have any parties planned?

According to the FBI records from 2012, he also said, “What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?

Sounds like a guy who totally refused…

 

According to the FBI, there is also the mountain of tips against the Pedophile President, but conveniently they are just anonymous, unsubstantiated claims to muddy the waters.

 

This is again just the tip of the iceberg, as the Trump administration refuses to comply with the law passed by Congress saying they need to release ALL the files.

 

I guess the question is,

 

ARE YOU SICK OF BEING LIED TO?

 

Are you finally ready to call out Elon Musk, Donald Trump, Bill Gates, Howard Lutnik, Bill Clinton, & all the rich and powerful liars who were so clearly involved with this?

 

Or do you want to wear your little Trump hat, drive your Tesla, and act like the guy you like had nothing to do with it. 

 

Delusion is a hell of a drug.

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