I’m talking generational wealth. I’m talking should we vacation in Monaco or Versailles level rich. I’m talking when I bought that Aston Martin, y'all thought it was rented level rich. I’m talking extra protein, add the queso AND the guac at Qdoba level rich. 

How much does it cost to set your kids up like that?  Probably less than you think.

TSLA just reported earnings, and they were bad. Although, I guess that depends on how you look at things. 

On the one hand, you have logic, reason, hard data, numbers, facts, figures, stone-cold dollars and cents on a virtual piece of paper.

On the other hand, you have the pie-in-the-sky aspirations of a billionaire who has never been told no. 

This week, Federal Reserve Chair Powell and the gang kept interest rates the same, which was what everyone expected. There are always fireworks in the Q&A after the announcement, with the blood-sucking journalists looking for a juicy political soundbite to get their clicks.

This week was all about The Don. 

What was your favorite part of inauguration day?

This week, the market is saved!

What a difference a week makes.

This week, the nerd convention was in Vegas. The most market moving piece of information was that Geek God Jensen Huang, the CEO of Nvidia, took a big ol' dump all over quantum computing.

HELP! I’ve made a bunch of money in non-fungibles.

You’re the NFT King. You’re the crypto Capone. You’re the Ripple ruler. You’re the Pepe jefe. You’re the Stellar Lumens most-stellar-of-humans. Too much?