She’s One Hot Broad(com)

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This week, we’re talking about:

She’s One Hot Broad(com)

Are you a parking ticket… because those growth grades have “fine” written all over them!

Are you the Weber Traveler Grill on my back patio about to crust up some ribeyes… because the sector you are in is “hot”!

Are you a Pixar movie with an unexpectedly devastating opening ten minutes… because your revenue has been straight “Up”!

Are you that new NASA launch, Artemis II… because your earnings per share projections are headed “to the moon”!

Are you Calibri (Body), 12 point, bolded… because the way you’ve been growing that dividend means you’re just my “type”!

Are you the Water Temple of the popular N64 game The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time… because your yield on cost metric is something I can get lost in!

Are you the Philadelphia Water Department’s Rain Check program providing free, professionally installed 55-gallon rain barrels that attach to your gutters to help manage stormwater runoff while providing usable water for your garden… because your Free Cash Be Flowing!

Are you MagLab’s Los Alamos National Laboratory’s 100 tesla pulsed magnet… because your profitability metrics have me drawn to you.

Are you the “A, B, C, D, E-mail” jingle on my son’s Fisher-Price Office Activity Center and Toddler Play Table… because your stock price projections get stuck in my head all day.

Are you some AI slop… because I’d start a synthetic covered call position around you, baby.

Final Thought

“Remember that the stock market is a manic depressive.” – Warren Buffett